
Things I need to make travel enjoyable:
a Jet (NOT easyjet, who make you wait on the tarmac longer then the flight time because of the bloody french who are always on strike)
a vintage Rolls Royce with a 24h driver (to avoid arguing about who will drive me home from cocktails)
a 4X4 to take me to the mountains and back to the airport when I m ready to leave (the train is impossible to negotiate with all the silly switches and my numerous necessary bags)
I also which that someone could follow me around and look at where I put my things. I must must must remember to keep track of my belongings or I will end up wearing a lettuce leaf instead of my favorite black hat!
It takes so much planning to organise fun. I m going to think about the best bits now, while I pretend to tidy my room.